My Favorite Quotes

The Quotes

1. Don't take life too seriously. You'll never escape it alive anyway.
   -unknown


2. I think that technologies are morally neutral until we apply them. It's only when we use them for good or for evil that they become good or evil.
   William Gibson


3. Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of energy. For another, how can it be the survival of the fittest when the fittest keeps putting himself in situations where he is most likely to be creamed?
   Solomon Short


4. After a time, you may find that "having" is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as "wanting." It is not logical, but it is often true.
   Spock


5. Conquest is easy. Control is not.
   Kirk


6. History tends to exaggerate.
   Col. Green


7. There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There is nothing good in war. Except its ending.
   Abraham Lincoln


8. Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
   Chinese Proverb


9. A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.
   Edgar A. Shoaff


10. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
    Jim Harkins


11. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
    Steven Wright


12. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
    Ashleigh Brilliant


13. I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
    Stephen Bishop


14. If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?


15. My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?


16. Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal